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Two male fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.

Last year when one flea got to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.The other flea asks him," why are you shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on A Harley."

The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar.Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess.Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it’s warm and cosy. It’s the best way to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.

A year goes by.....When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cosy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.......... "When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley"
 
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Hahaha! Funny.


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jumping tu2 Good One!
 
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Anyone want to buy a Harley........I got one. All you will need then is a moustache.


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