One night swede gets a call from a rather distraught ole. Sweede, I'm just going to kill myself, I can't take it anymore. Sweede calmed ole down a bit an volunteered to come over and talk ole out of it. When he got to oles' house ole was still storming. Sweede he says, just look over the countryside. See that bridge over there, well I built that bridge, and do they call me ole the bridge builder - No. Then look and the road over there, I built that road, and do they call me ole the roadbuilder - No. And just look and that barn over there, do they call me ole the barn builder - No. But just screw one little pig!!