I just found this its so bizzare that I had to post it.

Mini-Mart Clerk Microwaves Severed Penis

(CBS) MCKEESPORT, PA Customers going in and out a Get-Go convenience store in suburban Pittsburgh Thursday didn't know what to think when they saw police activity there.

But, what occurred at this mini market has everyone baffled.

Police say a man came in to the store and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

In and of itself, that's not an unusual request.

But, concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and found a severed human penis, wrapped up in a paper towel.

Police were called immediately.

The man ran out of the store.

As McKeesport police continue to look into the case, sources tell CBS affiliate KPHK that county homicide detectives have been notified of the bizarre incident in case a crime was committed.

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Heck, I dunno about humor -- but it sounds like good justice IMO for rapists and child molesters.

Sit 'em in front of the microwave and let 'em watch it cook.

As for this story: "in case a crime was committed" --- If there was an unattached penis to be microwaved in the first place, it sounds like there was probably a crime involved somewhere along the way.

I'm with Ben589!!!

Good one Ben!

I caught a follow-up on the news, turns out it wasn't a "real" penis, but rather a rubber one with urine inside of it. Someone was heading to a drug test, and needed to warm up their "clean" sample before "peeing in the cup".