A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?" The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there? He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish." So the guy walks over to the genie and says,"I wish for a million bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks. The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says,"That genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he." The guy replies, "Yeah. You think I asked for a 14 inch bic?"