Here in upstate NY we call it the dutch oven. Next time you want to share, just ask if they smell cinamin, or declare how good the fresh brewed coffee smells. I work in an avionics shop so the smoke line works way too often!

Here's a couple more terms you all should know.

1) Buttercup When some one else sits in the chair you just vented on and the smell gets rung out of the foam. Yes, it's possible to buttercup a wooden stool. We proved it.

2) Canuter valve (can-oo-ter) That part of the anatomy that separates the air from the crap so you don't soil your shorts. If this valve is in working order it should fail in the closed position. If it doesn't, you're going to have a lot more laundry to do. All bets are off if you've been eating Korean food.

I ask my wife if she wants to play turtle;then yank the sheets over her head!!!