Once upon a time in the hills here were 3 teenage triplet sisters that lived alone with their widower father.They kept begging the old man to be allowed to go out on a date. Finally after they ganged up on him he gave in,with one condition. I will set here on the front porch in my rocker with a dbl. 12 on my lap +each boy has to come up on the porch + let me meet him. Fair enough.O.K.,the night is here. The 1st lad comes up in an old jalopy + says to the old man,"Hi my names Joe,+ I came to get Flo,to go to the show,can Flo go?" The old man thinks that his one is dumbed than dirt but harmless enough. The next lad pulls up in an old pick up + addresses the old man,"Hi my name is Eddie + I came to get Betty so we can go steady,is Betty ready?" The old man thinks that this one is even dumber than the last but harmless enough. About this time a red corvette spins into the yard + the kid says "Hey old timer,my names Chuck",so the old man shot him.

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I'm sorry,I did'nt get the overwhelming response that I anticipated. Perhaps you can post one?