Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road in Upstate NY one evening when an old cow walked in front of the car.The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The old cow was hit and killed. Hillary
told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car taking phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray and his face was smeared with lipstick. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand and an expensive Cuban cigar in the other. He was smiling happily from cheek to cheek.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow........things kinda got confused after that"