After having seen some sadly misinformed comments in this forum regarding sheep and us Aussie’s, I felt it was time to set the record straight. This malicious campaign has been promoted by yes you guessed it, our New Zealand brothers across the Tasman Sea.

The Kiwi’s have for years misled all and sundry about those 4 legged ground lice that cover their country. How else can they explain the Kiwi war cry of………â€New Zealand where men are men and sheep are nervous†or

“How do Kiwi’s find sheep in long grass? ….Delightful!! or

“How can an Aussie tell if a Kiwi has been in his refrigerator?.. There are love bites on the lamb roast!!

Michael Jackson may wear 1 glove but a red blooded Kiwi wears 2 Velcro gloves (much better grip)

Most popular Kiwi boys name Baaaarry, girl’s name Baaaabara

For years us Aussies have been pro-active in caring for our Kiwi brothers and sparing them from embarrassment, but no more, I can now tell you all that Aussie sheep exported to New Zealand (all the ugly ones of course were not that silly) have been sent under the guise of “War Brides†so the innocent can be protected from baaaabarous acts.

I hope this sets the record straight for the form, but just to put your minds at ease I believe the Aussie censors have rejected the revised title for Break Back Mountain from my original advice of Poofs on Hoofs.

I have heard that the title for the movie will now be Hump Back Mountain, nothing to do with whaleherders as opposed to the sheepherders that Gerry357 & leanwolff refer too, (though I am concerned about the recent proliferation of pink Stetson's with shiny sequins)

Billsleg