Reading an article about the cast of Bonanza, reminded me of Hop Sing and this joke.
A cowboy showed up at a remote ranch looking for work. After he had been there 3-4 months, he asked the foreman. " I have an itch, where is the nearest brothel?" The foreman said, 7 days ride, but you can have a go with the chinese cook for $10. The cowboy said NO! I'm not into that.
Another month goes by, he finds the foreman. He holds up $10 and said, where's that cook?
The foreman grabbed the $10 and said, that aint for him, thats for the guys to hold him down, old Lee isnt into that shit either!!