>Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining
>to
>her husband that her breasts are too small.
>
>Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
>uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you
>want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and
>rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.
>
>Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
>stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her
>breasts.
>
>How long will this take? she asks.
>
>They'll grow larger over a period of years, he replies.
>
>The wife stops. Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
>breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?
>
>Worked for your butt, didn't it?

Temptation,temptation,,, Clay

ONE I JUST HEARD TODAY......the old gal just come out of the shower and was standing in front of the mirror really down hearted... she says to her husband..... jeesse my tits are all long and saggy, my ass is saggy, my arms have big flaps of skin hangin down off em, i've got a pot belly,crows feet, there's so much wrong with me i'm embarassed....

the old guy just sit there a second then says ....

your eye sight is really good......................