A woman is very distressed because she has not been
married
very long, and yet her husband has lost interest in
having sex.
So, she goes to see her doctor, and relays the
problem.
The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells her
that this
is nothing serious, that her husband has merely lost
his animal
instincts.
The doctor tells her to crumble some dog biscuits on
her husband's
cereal every morning without telling him, and little
by little
this will bring out the savage beast in him. He wishes
her good
luck and tells her to come back in a week with a
progress report.

A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who asks
how her husband
is.

"He's dead," she replies.

"Dead?" the doctor asked. "What happened?"

The woman replied, "He was sitting on the driveway
licking himself, and I backed over him with the car."

That is funny