The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
"Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?"
"After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday."
"Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day"
"Does anyone know another word."
"I do! I do!" replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.
"OK Mike, what is your word."v "Saturday." says Mike.
"Great, that has three syllables..."
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion."
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables! That's certainly is a mouthful."
"No Ma'am, your thinking of 'blowjob', and that's only two syllables."

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Little Johnny had to walk past a whorehouse to get to school and back.
One morning a whore on the second floor porch hollered down, "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her little finger.
That afternoon it was the same thing. "Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her little finger.
This went on for several days and Johnny didn't like it.
So one morning he asked her, "How come every time I come by here you say 'hi little boy'and wave like that?"
She held up her pinkie and said, "Beacuse I figure that's about the size of it, little boy!"
Now Johnny was really pissed. That afternoon it was the same old thing again.
"Hi little boy!", and waved at him with her little finger.
Johnny put both pinkies in his mouth, Stretched it out and hollered, "HI WHORE!!!"