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What's Your Favorite One-liner?

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15 February 2007, 21:33
Alberta Canuck
What's Your Favorite One-liner?
Hear about the Arab market that was so weird it was absolutely bazaar?

O.K., your turn........


My country gal's just a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still.

16 February 2007, 02:50
Norman Conquest
Hear about the Egyptian girl that was laid in her coffin + became a mummy?


Never mistake motion for action.
16 February 2007, 07:41
tasco 74
i've always thought the worst surprise in the world was a fart with a lump in it.............
16 February 2007, 13:55
PJ
Take my wife......Please!
Pete


"Be kind to your neighbor, he knows where you live."
16 February 2007, 15:53
375hnh
" Those are my priciples, and if you don't like them, well.. I have others". Groucho Marx


Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready

Theodore Roosevelt
16 February 2007, 20:44
Brice
The Arabs were known to be very romantic. Their lovemaking was intense.
17 February 2007, 05:31
Norman Conquest
Meanwhile back at the oasis the arabs were eating their dates.


Never mistake motion for action.
17 February 2007, 05:45
billinthewild
A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all.

And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with.

During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

jumping


"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."
Theodore Roosevelt
17 February 2007, 11:04
tnekkcc
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
17 February 2007, 11:29
congomike
Two come to mind:

While an eagle may fly, a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.

It is a dog eat dog world and I am wearing milkbone underwear.
17 February 2007, 17:18
JohnD
A woman claimed she had lost 15 pounds. My friend's father-in-law asked, "Have you looked behind you?"
18 February 2007, 00:02
Michael Robinson
Some old but good ones:

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

Your mama is so dumb, she took an IQ test and the results were negative.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I'm so broke I can't even spend the night.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


Mike

Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.