Sipho's Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days...... "Umfaan "! ....... he started
with sad tears running down his weathered cheeks , "When I was a pikanine, my mother could send me down to the shop , the one near the bus stop, with one rand........ and I come back with bag of potatoes, two loaves bread, three bottles of milk, a big piece of cheese, one packet of tea, and six sometimes eight eggs "! ....."Issh ! ......... You can not do that no more now..... Hoooow !!! Too many security cameras."

Excellent!