This is a running cadence i got called out HUNDREDS of times to call on runs hope ya'll like:

When i came outta my mother's womb
Found myself in the delivery room
All bloody and white i repelled to the floor
Cut the ambilical and crawled to the door

Now i'm cruisin' the ward and i'm lookin good
Baby lil' Marine like i should
Camoflage diaper, black baby shoes
Butterknife Sword and baby Dress Blues
Hummvee stroller tricycle Tank
3 diaper pins on my collar for rank

Down the hall i heard a cryin' like heck
Walked right in called attention on deck
Said listen up wimps i'm in command
And all your cryin' and schnivelin' i will not stand
They said AYE AYE SIR and i had it made
I was commanding officer of the baby brigade.

Celebrating 230 years of world wide service and brotherhood. The United States Marine Corp. Date of inception 10, November 1775

I am glad the maternaty room of my birth was protected by baby marines.