Subject: BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE !

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive
woman..
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
just testing it..'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?

''What's so special about it?'

The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers.'

The woman giggles and replies

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!'

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,

'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

I'm going to use this one TONIGHT!!

Dang it, called in to work last night. Trying again tonight!