There was a Mexican magician that said he could disappear before the count of three. He said uno dos and poof he was gone without a tres.

A few years ago my son was working for TXDOT + had a Mexican helper in his work truck. This was back when those "beany babies" were a big craze. His wife at the time collected them. So one day Jake sees this kiosk selling them on the side of the why. so he stops to see if he might buy her one that she didn';t have. His Mexican helper was all pissed + grumbling about how they were making fun of 'his people'. So stopped for a minute not getting it then finally said, "No these are beany babies, not beaner babies."