Why do women have small feet? So they can stand close to the sink.

Why do women wear white aprons? So all of the appliances match.

why do brides wear white ?

So they blend in with the other kitchen appliances


What does it mean when your wife stands next to you in the lounge ?

Her chain is too long and you need to shorten it to keep her in the kitchen ....

Thanks muzza. I remembered the punchline, but not the set-up for the appliances bit.

I remembered it as:

"Do you know why the bride wears white on her wedding day?"

"So the dishwasher matches the fridge..."

Ouch!