Two families moved from Afghanistan to America. When they arrived, the
two
fathers made a bet -- in a year's time whichever family had become
more
Americanized would win.

A year later they met. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball,
I
had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud,
how
about you?"

The second man replied, "Fuck you, towel head."

thats a hoot !!