A nice old story.

My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce.

We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 coke bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. 'And always remember this,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft upper-class voice. 'Makes your dick look bigger.'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Good One!!