A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London.

After the plane was airborn, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a wiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He said in disgust, " I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, " Me too, I didn't know we ahd a choice".