Sven and Ole

Two swedish engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walks by asks what they were doing.

"Ve're supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, " said Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground.

Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask fer da height and she gives us da length!"

Yep,Dang Nab Women Folk Just Cant Get it Right!!

More of the same:
Two red necked boys were jacking up a barn. They'd jack up one corner a bit and scotch it and move the jack to the next corner. Round and round they were going.
A black fellow stopped by and asked why were they jacking up the barn? They told him they had a new mule and everytime they tried to lead him in the barn, his ears would hit the lintel and the mule would shy and not go in. So they were having to jack the barn up. The fellow tells them "why don't you just dig a trench in the middle of the doorway? It'd be a lot easier than jacking the barn up." After he leaves, one red neck turns to the other and says: "Dumb darky. He don't know enough to know it's his ears that's too long, not his legs.".