Police work can
be entertaining as well as dangerous. Recently, a
female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white
male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at
night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence
was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and
public intoxication.



The suspect
explained that he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a
drinking session when he decided to stop. 'You know how a pumpkin is
soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles, or at
least I thought there was no one around' he stated.


Lawrence went on
to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin
that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and
proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it,
y'know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process
of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching sheriff's
car and was unaware of his audience until Deputy Brenda Taylor
approached him.

'It was an
unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Deputy Taylor. 'I walked up to
Lawrence and he's just humping away at this pumpkin.'
Deputy Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Lawrence ... 'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you
realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?' He froze and was
clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight
in the face and said: 'A pumpkin? Shit ... is it
midnight already?' The court (and the judge) could not
contain their laughter. Lawrence was found guilty only of public
intoxication, fined $100. and sent on his way. The
Washington Post wrote an article describing this as "The best come-back
line ever".

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