John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
> me life between the legs of me wife!"
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary , "I won the prize for the Best toast
> of the night"

> She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
> beside me wife."
>
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
> corner.
>
> The man chuckled lee ringly and said, "John won the prize the other night
> at the pub with a toast about you, Mary ."
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
> he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
> and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."