Three applicants were chosen for the final selections of new FBI agents.
One was a Doctor,one a lawyer and the third a Good Ole Boy from West Virginia.
The three were seated in a room with two FBI Human Resource managers.
The Doctor was singled out and told that his wife was in the next room. He was given a 1911 Colt in .45acp and told that he would pass this final stage if he would go into that room and shoot his wife dead.
He picked up the pistol and went to the other room.
The two FBI agents were left in the room with the other two recruits.They waited 15 minutes when the Doc comes back in and tells them that as much as he wanted to be an agent,there was no way he could kill his wife.He then laid the Gat on the table and took his seat.
The lawyer was next ,so he picked up the Colt and went into the other room.
He was back in around 20 minutes and said that as much as he wanted to be an agent and as he had done some of the lowest things a human could do (lawyer, you know.) no way could he off his wife.He then took his seat.
The Hillbilly got up,grabbed the pistol and went into the other room.Not 20 seconds went by when a gunshot was heard.Then 3 more shots,followed shortly by 3 more.Then all Hell broke loose.Glass breakin',screaming,furniture getting smashed.
The four in the room jumped up and were heading that way when the Mountain Man came back into the room.
He was beat half to death with most of his shirt missing and in a very agitated state.
He threw the now empty pistol on the table and catching his breath said,
"Watch em boys,they are liars. The gun had blanks in it and I had to kill her with a chair."

That's funnier'n any 'a dem "blue color boyz"!

Haha, that one actually made me laugh out loud. =)