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Got this off an Aussie website....

A woman steps into the shower, slips and does a perfect "ballerina split".
Unable to get up, she starts hollering for her husband. He comes in and says whats up love?
She says....help me! I have suctioned meself to the floor!
The husband grabs her and pulls mightily but is unable to get her up so he calls down the hall for his mate, hey Bluey! Come help!
The two of them are still unable to move her and the husband says.....
Bluey go get a hammer and chisel, we will have to chip out some tiles under her. While you are doing that i will play with her tits!
Bluey says...what the hell you gonna do that for mate?
Husband says, well if i can get her wet enough we may be able slide her into the other room where the tiles are cheaper