Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By June 28, 2019


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.





Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.





Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.





Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Walmart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.





Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.





Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM





Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM





Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.





Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.





Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.





Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined





Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.






From Guys in the Witness Protection Program





There may be another class added: Are 20 pillows on one bed really necessary? Group discussion!

Make Sure They All Are Not Packing Before Starting Class.

o chit there is no way wifemate is seeing thins and catches me laughing

Whoever came up with this is looking for a divorce.

Grizz

Good luck with that. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Or just had one + still has a sense of humor. Someone posted on here a while back about the differences between men + women at the bank drives through. A woman pulls up (too far) backs up (too far) pulls up again + starts to apply makeup. 10 minutes later leaves the drive-through only hitting the curb twice. Guy pulls up, puts his deposit in the slot + leaves. 15 seconds. True story here. I stopped at the Super Target store to buy a bottle of liquid paper. I went to the office supply section, found it, checked out + was heading for the door when store security stopped me + said: "You haven't been in here too long, have you?" I told him no I knew what I wanted, found it,bought it + now I'm out of here. He kinda sighed + said "A woman will NEVER do that."