> > A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
> > "How long before I can get a haircut?"
> > The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy
> > leaves.
> > A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
"How
> > long before I can get a haircut?"
> > The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About
3
> > hours." The guy leaves.
> > A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How
> > long before I can get a haircut?"
> > The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
The
> > guy leaves.
> > The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill,
> > follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has
> > to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
> > A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
> > hysterically.
> > The barber asks, "Bill, where does he go when he leaves here?"
> > Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"