A tall, handsome man walked into a Hollywood agent's office and stated that he wanted to become a movie star.

The agent asked his name and the man answered, "Penis van Lesbian".

The agent advised him that he would never make it in the movies with a name like Penis van Lesbian and suggested that he consider changing it.

"Never", said the man. "That has been my family name for hundreds of years and I refuse to dishonor my ancestors by changing it." And he walked out.

Years later, the agent received a letter with a check for $50,000.
Wondering who in the world would possibly be sending him money, he read the enclosed note:

"Dear Sir,
Years ago you advised me to change my name in order to get into the movies.
I refused, but later changed my mind. If it were not for your good advice, I would
never have made it in show business.

Thank you so very much".

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke