911 dispatcher received a call of a homicide at a family residence dispatching the required units fire and ambulance, police. First to arrive was a rookie patrolman. When the sergeant arrived found the patrolman and fire units standing at the front door. The rookie explained that the wife was cleaning the kitchen floor and when the husband came home walked across it to get a beer, enraged the wife grabbed a 12 guage shotgun and shot him.
Sergeant...where is the husband
Rookie...in the hall way.
Sergeant...where is the wife
Rookie...in the kitchen
Sergeant....Why in the hell have't you gone in and arrested her???
Rookie....The floor is not dry yet

yes indeed.