Discussion at a Russian pharmacy:
Customer: “I need a tranquilizer…”
Pharmacist: “Do you have a prescription?”
Customer: “What, a Russian passport is not enough?”
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- Tell me, what is the number one product of mass consumption in Russia?
– Putin’s lies.
– Why not vodka?
– Because fewer people consume vodka.
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- Did you hear, Putin said that the Russian army will be equipped with modern offensive and defensive weapons, which no other army in the world will have?
– Oh, he is again about women and children, behind which our polite “little green men” they will hide…
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Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin decided to do anything to keep up with the leaders of Western countries. So, when all of them imposed economic sanctions against Russia, Putin also imposed sanctions, which also were… AGAINST Russia, by banning the import of consumer products for its people.
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- Vladimir Vladimirovich, will there be an “Iron Curtain” again?
– No! The regular barbed wire will do.
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Should it be "funny or true" or "funny and true"?

Mischevious for sure.