OK h ow about some of things none of us will never hear from any form of government
#1 - we don't want a new building, the one we have is fine
#2 - we aren't going to buy all new vehicles this year, instead we'll put some extra miles on the ones we have
#3 - we know how to cut spending
#4 - we will be eliminating a bunch of administrative positions
#5 - we will be cutting the administrators salary
#6 - there will be no bonuses for the staff heads this year
#7 - We apologize to the taypayers for bleeding them dry, so we will be refunding a large amount of their taxes
#8 - To eliminate taxpayer burnout, we will cut back on tax layering
#9 - the elected officials have agreeded not to accept donations and will run on their own funds
And #10 - as an elected official i admit to being a lazy bum, taking all the under the table money i could, screwing anything with a skirt on, and having every word that comes out of mouth be a lie

#11 Customers were forced to wait in line, so we took emergency measures to increase service, to end the waiting.
#12 Motorists were forced to wait in traffic jams, so we took emergency measures to increase the number of lanes, to end the traffic jams.

#13 From now on,we are going to tell the truth