Bobby Joe, Billy Bob and Bubba were sitting around discussing their wives...

Bobby Joe says, "My wife is sooooo stupid, she bought a wash'n machine, and
we ain't even got no water!"

Well...Billy Bob says..."My wife is even more stupider than that!!!! She
bought a toaster and we ain't even got electricity!!!"....

This spurs on Bubba who says "My wife is stupider than all yer wives...she
came home and put her purse on the table...and it fell over and out came a
condom...and she ain't even got a dick!!!"