This came to me in an email from somebody else. I didn't "steal" it from anybody.


The Minnesota Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Minneapolis.

For the first offense, they give you 2 Vikings tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Minnesota Vikings


Q. How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. An Imposter.



Q. What's the difference between the Minnesota Viking and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody Knows


Q. What do the Vikings and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

You stole this. It was done as a Cowboy thing. As long as you have the old man at QB you have a chance.
Butch

Heck, you could substitute any number of team names and it would still be funny. For instance, the Seattle Seahawks!

The list is shorter if you just list the teams it doesn't apply to.

Rich

All I know, for sure, is that the Washington Redskins are going to the Super Bowl this year!

If they can get tickets.

Don't forget our beloved Carolina Panthers!!!

Bet the ranch on the Bills !

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Originally posted by wapiti22:
Heck, you could substitute any number of team names and it would still be funny. For instance, the Seattle Seahawks!

The Seahawks are still together?

Absolutely!

At 4 - 4, they are tied for 1st in their division.

How do you say SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vikings?

I thought the answer was the Denver Broken o's.

Hey why don't you guys pick on a team that can actually defend itself!

haha get it?

Remember the Les Steckel era? There was a joking going around near the end of one of the Viking's worst seasons.

You hear the Vikings hired a new coach? He is a Korean guy named Win Won Soon.

Ranb

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Q. What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. An Imposter.

A. A former Packer

Ahem.
I guess it took a few years since this thread was started...
but did y'all happen to catch the Seahawks in Super Bowl XLVIII on February 2, 2014?
Anyone have a pick for this year?

re: Comments from my comrades:

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Heck, you could substitute any number of team names and it would still be funny. For instance, the Seattle Seahawks!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The Seahawks are still together?

GO VIKINGS!
and take the Twins with you.

I heard a rumor that the Seahawks are going to play in the Super Bowl in a couple weeks.

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GO VIKINGS!
and take the Twins with you.

The rumor is true!

Yep, the Seahawks' crazy 28-22 come-from-behind-victory over the Green Bay Packers in OT to secure their second straight NFC title is being called "one of the greatest playoff games in NFL history."

I won't ever forgive the Seahawks for stealing the 12th Man from Texas A&M. That didn't just show a lack of originality, it showed a real lack of class.

On the other hand I think the Seahawks are going to beat the Pats. I'm not so much interested in Brady vs Wilson (which is a good matchup) as I am with Lynch vs Blount. What a couple of studs. Both defenses better get ready to be pounded.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki...h_man_%28football%29

Read the "History" section in above link. Seems to me that A&M stole 'the 12th Man' idea from Univ of Minnesota.

That didn't just show a lack of originality by A & M, it showed a real lack of class.

I've been a Minnesota Vikings fan since Super Bowl IV when Joe Capp was throwing wounded ducks all over the field and the Purple People Eaters were terrifying offenses in the NFC.

Saying that:

Do you know why the Vikings wear purple?

If you had been choking for 60 years, you'd be purple too!

Frank, wasn't that Joe"Kapp"?