We All Need A Push
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>A loud pounding on the door awakens a man and his wife at 3 o'clock in
>the
>morning. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken
>stranger,
>standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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>"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He
>slams the door and returns to bed.
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>"Who was that?" asks his wife.
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>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
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>"Did you help him?" she asks.
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>"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out
>there!"
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>"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
>about
>three months ago when we broke down, and two guys helped us? I think
>you
>should go out and help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!"
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>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
>pounding
>rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
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>"Yes" comes back the answer.
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>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
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>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
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>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
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>The drunk replies.... "Over here on the swing!"