A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon".
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum".
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians".
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on untill the Greek says, "We invented sex" and the Italian says, "That is true, but we Italians introduced it to women"