Ten Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

quick, someone make this political FAST!

OK. This come from your EEO representatibe sitting on the bomb? Looks like Iraq...have the Muzzies tendered a complaint to the UN regarding the odd odor they whiff just before meeting all their virgins? Is that part of the new Army "blue" uniform?

I'll just bet she like Rush.

the wound was "occipital" and that "cerebellum" protruded from the wound. Both of these statements imply that the back of the head was blown out.