At the bottom of the door in the finest of print,

"If you can read this you are now shitting at an angle of 45deg!"

Here's another:

'Here I sit in fumes and vapor
Some SOB stole the paper
Class bell rings, must not linger
Watch out ass, here comes my finger'

I can't believe no GI's penned this one:

Here I sit brokenhearted,
Came to shit,
but only farted!

And next to it was, "If you have read all the way down to here you must be nearly blind."

2nd stanza

Than one day I took a chance,
tried to fart,
and shit my pants,

I'm in Iraq defending against the forces of evil here in Scania. The outhouses here are something to behold. Here's some words of wisdom from America's finest here in camp. Ps, Please add some of your own. You people rock on this site!

1 I came in here with infatuation
then dropped my pants for masturbation.
The smell of shit made me gag and cough-
I wish you were here to jack me off!

2. My butt is sore and my colon's cramped,
above this hole is where I'm camped.
I begin to shudder my belly quivered-
So watch out butthole here comes my finger!

3. Here I sit cheeks a flappin'
given birth to another Captain!

4. I closed the door and stood inside
the smell of shit made me blind.
I coughed and choked and did my dance-
but my broke I shit my pants!

5. The writting here is funny-
my shit is brown and runny.
Now here I stand with pen in hand-
how to wipe my tummy!

6. There once was a man from Peru
who fell asleep in a canoe.
While dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis-
and woke up in a puddle of goo!