Did you hear about the newlyweds that did'nt know the difference between vasaline + putty?......Their windows fell out.

There once was a couple named Kelly
who now walk belly to belly
because, in their haste
they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly

Redd Foxx circa 1962

The newlywed Vaseline joke dates to at least 1950, if not earlier.

You're right Brice;back when we still puttyed in our window panes.