A man strolling through the woods one afternoon came upon Algore hugging a tree. The first man asked, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?" Algore stepped away from the tree and said "I'm listening to the music of the tree. You should give it a try." "Well, okay," the first man said, and he wrapped his arms around the tree. Algore slapped a pair of handcuffs on the man, stripped him naked, stole his money, wallet, and clothes and then left. Two hours later, Bubba Clinton came walking along and saw the naked man handcuffed to the tree and asked "What happened to you?" He told Bubba about Algore handcuffing him to the tree and stealing his money, wallet, and clothes. Bubba kissed him on the cheek while placing his hand on the first man's ass and said, "Today just ain't your day."