My partner told me I was rude for yawning when we were arguing.
– I told her I wasn’t yawning, I thought it was my turn to speak.

And Then The Real Discussion Started!!

Do you know why woman can't fart very loud?

They never stop talking long enough to build up any pressure!

Hip

Famous last words, "We need to talk."

Heard one recently that unfortunately rings true:

When a child says "I want mommy" it's the functional equivalent to an adult asking to speak to your supervisor at work.

Too true.