TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.



words to the wise or to become wiser.
Pythagoras' Theorem: ..............................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: ........................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: ..............................67 words.
Ten Commandments: ..............................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: ................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence : ................................1,300
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ....................7,818
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ...............26,911 words

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

Got Pythagora in 20 words, Archimedes in 23, now let me fetch my Bible....

11,588,500....words in the Affordable Health Care Regulations.

very nice!