African Hell

An African dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What Do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric Chair for an
hour. Then They lay you on a bed of nails for another Hour.

Then the German devil Comes in and whips you for the rest
of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all,So he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian Hell and many
more. He discovers that they are all more or less the Same as the German
hell..



Then he comes to the African hell and finds That there is a long
line of People waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric Chair for an
hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another Hour.
Then the African devil Comes in and whips you for the rest of the
Day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other Hells - why are
there so Many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric Chair does not
work, Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the
devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the
Register and then goes to the Canteen..."


Brad

Never been to Africa but from what I've heard i'd say that is about right.

Hell for Haiti and New Orleans would be the same.