Show on TV series " Sherlock Holmes ." Butler Barrymore and his remark " Oatmeal , sir " became the elements of anecdotes:

What is squelching in my boot , Barrymore ?
oatmeal, sir.
Oatmeal ? And what is it doing there ?
Squelching , sir.

- What's the buzz on the street, Barrymore ?
- This is a gay pride parade , sir.
- And what do they require Barrymore ?
- Same-sex love, sir.
- someone bans them?
- No, sir .
- So why did they make noise ?
- Fags , sir.

- Barrymore, when English judges began to wear black clothes ?
- They put them in the day of mourning for Queen Victoria , sir.
- But why do they wear them until now?
- So in fact she is still dead , sir ! ..

Young Baskerville sits in dining room. Barrymore enters.
- Sir, can a glass of water ?
- Of course , take this.
Barrymore takes uhodit.Tak and repeated 5 times .
On the second time Baskerville not stand :
- Barrymore , why do you need so much water ?
- Fire , sir !

London . 20 -apartment luxury home . Respectable gentleman pulls the door , trying to get out of it on the street.
- From myself , sir ! - Tells him helpful doorman.
- But here is " over" ! - Stared at him a gentleman.
- That's right, sir, - readily agrees doorman - this is Mr. of 10th apartments invented . He thus catches wife lovers !

reading your jokes is more fun, and less discernable than trying to get directions from somebody from Georgia (ours).

I once met a comrade named Serge,Who had an insatiable urge,He tried to make pass at chairman wife's ass,so he was shot.Ha,Ha,soviet humor. One more.Beautiful girl is standing on sidewalk,KGB guy comes by,she says "Hey Boris,that gun in your pocket or you just glad to see me?"Loud report,beautiful girl falls to pavement. It was gun.