>The Cork
>
>Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb
>making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt
>
>"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
>uncomfortable. why do you not take it out?"
>
>"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck
>in my butt."
>
>"I do not understand," said the other.
>
>The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over
>an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an
>American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He
>said, " I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
>
>I said, "No shit?"
>
>God Bless America!