A farmer decides that he needs a new rooster to replace an old rooster.. He buys one and puts him into the yard. The old rooster eyes the new stud and knows very well what is up. He challenges the young rooster to a race:" If you can beat me I'll agree that all the hens are yours." The young stud is so confident of winning that he says that he will give the old timer a half lap advantage.

The race starts off. The oldtimer is leading because of his head start, but the young rooster is gaining and so they go around the hen coop. At this point the farmer comes out and spots this. He grabs a shotgun and shoots the young rooster.

As he is flipping the empty out of the double (no automatic ejectors) he mutters to himself: " THat's the third gay rooster I've shot in a month!"

Now that is a slick old rooster

Very Nice!