The visit is finished and the patient is gone, the Doc is relaxing smoking a cigarette, reflecting on what just happened. He is murmuring to himself "I had sex with my patient, it is the first time that happened to me, have I do something good or not?" A little red devil appeared on the right shoulder and begun "Ok Doc, what is the problem, did you have sex with your patient? A lot of docs have sex with their patients, do you think to be the first? You must not feel guilty.." and so on.
When devil finished satisfied for his work a little and very nervos angel appeared on the left shoulder of the doc, and with a trembling for indignation voice shouted : " You are the biggest stupid and immoral and perverse man in the world, is not a so big sin to have sex with a patient, Doc, but you are a veterinarian, A VETERINARIAN"

Well on the bright side, the risk of a malpractice suite would be significantly lower. LOL

I always go back to when Arafat was in the Rose Garden with Bubba Klinton and told him "Mr President, in my country we have a saying 'Sheep don't talk'".

Rich
DRSS