If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned
in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes you proud to be an American doesn't it.

In the early 60's my dad invested in a new drink called "Mountain Dew".He played the market a lot but this time missed the ball. He had the impression that they were legalizing moonshine.He was so pissed that it did'nt matter that his investment was paying off big time.

Yep, some folks succeed, even in failure. As for me, I never saw a dime.

I love it! I should be rich!