Guy went duck hunting and came home tossed the ducks to his wife and told her to take care of them, She didn't give the cleaning much care and left a lot of shot in the ducks. Later one daughter came in and said," mommy I peed BB's". Mom said, "I didn't clean them too good". Second daughter came in and said same thing and mom gave same response. Little Johnny comes in and says "mommy mommy." Mom says, "I know son, you peed BB"s". Little Johnny said. " No, mommy I was in the garage jacking off and I shot the dog".

open or modified choke?

Then theres the one about the kid that goes in the barn + sees Grandpa pleasuring himself + he asks "Hey Grandpa are you jacking off?" Grandpa says "No,just jacking."

At that age: FULL CHOKE