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There was this hillbilly kid that always got picked on at school. Everyday kids that he went to school with said "Screw you,you dumb hillbilly." Well the kid did not understand and always was curious about what the words "Screw You" meant. One day he got real mad and wanted to know what it meant, so he ran home and rushed in the house yelling "Paw" for his father. His Paw came out and asked "What the hell you want boy?" The boy said "Paw" What does screw you mean. And then his Paw said "Son I think its time you knew what screwin' means." Paw then yelled out "Maw" "Get down here, Son wants to know what Screwin' means." Maw comes down stairs, Pah says "Mah take off your drawers an get in position." She does and bends over the table. He turns to his son, drops his overalls and says, "Son you see that pink spot over there on Maw ?" "Well you just watch your old Paw go to work.-Yee Haw!!" And they get after it. Just then the boy’s little sister came in and says "Whats Paw an Maw doin?" The boy turns his head and with a smile he says "They are screwin' ". Sister says "What does screwin' mean."

He drops his pants and says "WELL, YOU SEE THAT BROWN SPOT THERE ON PAW, WELL WATCH YOUR BROTHER GO TO WORK, YEW HAW.!!
 
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